My Day So Far

Until about five minutes ago, things were pretty swell. I woke up, worked out, and showered. This may seem like every day to you, however to me, getting all three of these done before work is a major feat. I usually only accomplish 1-2 per morning.
Upon arrival at work, I realize I am double-booked for jobs today. Problem. Call job that I will no longer work at after Dec. 17th(woot woot!), they agree that I don’t need to come in today. Problem solved.
Then, 20 minutes ago, a pipe burst at the office I am at.
Then, 15 minutes ago, I was feeling parched and needed to use the bathroom. NO WATER. So I drove to the other office to go to the bathroom (inconvenient much?!?!) and to get a drink, since water flows abundantly over there.
Whilst walking out of the main office that actually has water flowing freely, I look down for the first time today. What do I see? This:

That’s right person (oh please, no more than one of you is reading this) two different shoes! Equal in comfort, not equal in color. One is silver and the other gold. Aye, Carumba.